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Mortal Sin
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Venial Sin
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Saturday Confession
for 2 hours, not 1/2 hour or, increasingly, "by
appointment".
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No "altar
servers" (now largely girls)
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Altar Rails
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Women wearing
mantillas (white or black lace coverings for
their heads), or some form of head covering, and were
modestly dressed. No bare shoulders, plunging neck-lines,
jeans, sports suits, or skirts above the knees.
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All Readings were
read by the priest
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All Communions
were given by a priest
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The Altar was
an Altar of Sacrifice and not a "Table"
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The Mass understood,
above all else, as a Sacrifice, not a communal (and often
"fast-food") feast
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The Liturgy was in Latin even while the readings were in English
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No Church or
parish was ever called a "Faith Community"
— it was called
a "Church"
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No
such oddities called, "Prayer Spaces"
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No disposable
monthly Missalettes
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The "Saint Joseph Daily Missal" for
Mass, it was leather-bound, and everyone had one
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The Organ as the
only musical instrument. The piano was unheard of outside
the school band or the next town's "lounge".
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Rogation Days
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Ember Days
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No guitars,
drums, cymbals, flutes, or tambourines — and consequently no
entertainers to applaud at the end of Mass.
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The organ and the
choir unobtrusively in a loft at the back of the Church
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Baptism as the
washing away of Original Sin and a minor exorcism, a Baptism
into the death of Christ, and an emergence into utter innocence
from sin
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Priests who wore Roman
cassocks
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Sisters who wore full
habits and always lived in community — not their own
apartments
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Nuns wore full
habits
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You never saw your
priest dressed in casual clothing
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No one but a priest
or deacon-soon-to-be-priest ever approached or touched
the Tabernacle
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Absolutely no talking in the pews
—
only a sacred silence
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The Tabernacle
at the center of the Altar
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The Altar
oriented to worshipping God, not the "celebrating"
the people
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Convents
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A Pastor
who exercised
complete authority and led the flock entrusted to him; not a
contentious parish council of largely liberal laywomen and
(some) laymen
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Intelligibility
throughout the world: you understood every part of the Mass, even if
you did not understand Latin
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Absolution
in Confession with an unalterable — rather than an
ad-libbed — and deeply spiritual format*
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No "Ministries"
and "Ministers". Protestants had ministers. Catholics had priests
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Kneeling for Holy
Communion
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An utter
reverence for the Sacred Body of Christ: it was unthinkable
to take the Sacred Host in ones hand
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Was never used for non-liturgical
"functions"
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Votive candles,
and they were not "electronic light bulbs"
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Gregorian chant,
Palestrina, and Jacopone de Todi — not Marty Haugan, Dan Schutte,
David Haas, and Michael Joncas
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Confessionals with
kneelers, partitions, and sliding panels — not "Reconciliation
Rooms" with couches, tables and lamps suggestive of a
therapist's office
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Only
two types of Masses: a High Mass and a Low Mass
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No "Charismatic
Masses"
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No "Children's
Masses"
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No
"Masses of Reconciliation"
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No
"Folk Masses"
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No
"Clown Masses"
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No
"Halloween Masses" with children dressed as witches or
devils
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No "Healing Masses"
where people
were "prayed over" and
then predictably fell to the floor at their proper
turn — or into the arms of the "Ministry" of
"Catchers"
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Sermons that had
something to do with the Readings
— and were not venues for
comedy
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Priests who did
not double as Stand-up Comedians. We had television for comedy.
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No "Charismatics".
They had another name, "Revivalists", and they were always emotionally
animated and mostly southern Protestants
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No one who "Spoke
in Tongues" — or "workshops" for learning to
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Catholics who sang
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Catholics who
never
sang hymns by Martin Luther or Calvin, and never said
"Shalom"
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No "ecumenical"
singing. Catholics did not sing Protestant songs
—
just as Protestants still do
not sing Catholic songs
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Proper
reverence for the Episcopacy: a Catholic genuflected
and kissed a bishop's ring —
and when he did the
bishop never
looked embarrassed
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Proper
reverence for priests: You always called
your priest by his last name with "Father" before it. There
were no "Father Dicks"
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Bishops
addressed as, "Your Excellency" and a Catholic never used
his bishop's first name
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May Processions for Mary
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Not everyone —
without exception — went to Holy Communion at every
single Mass. Catholics used to sin.
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Laymen never "distributed"
Communion
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Women never "distributed"
Communion
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Laymen never "distributed"
ashes on Ash Wednesday
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Women never "distributed"
ashes on Ash Wednesday
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Men never wore
"jeans" to Church
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Women never wore
"jeans" to Church
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People dressed
carefully for Mass because it was a holy occasion. We spoke
of it as our "Sunday Best".
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You never "touched"
the person next to you — and in front of you, and behind you
— with a "handshake", kiss or hug.
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No one
frantically waved two fingers in the "V" Peace Sign from the Hippy culture of
the 60's to everyone they could not touch or reach, or
even see.
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Confessional lines
were long and the benches were always full
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Sisters in habits
taught our children their Catechism
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Devotions
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We always named
our children after Saints
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The Jesus taught
at Catechism was the Christ, not Mr. Rogers
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There were no
"Presenters" (the current neologism for "Speakers") of this
and that concerning things having nothing to do with being
Catholic
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It was okay to
be a man. We were not "patriarchal oppressors" of the
opposite sex.
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It was okay to
be a womanly Catholic, and to affect no masculinity
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Catholic women
did not wear "crew cuts" like men and you could tell men
apart from women at a glance
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Our priests were
not effeminate
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We did not equate
holiness with femininity
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You never attended
a Protestant service
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A Protestant Minister
or Jewish Rabbi
never "co-presided" in a Catholic Church at an "Ecumenical Religious
Service"
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Catholics did not
enter Protestant churches
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Catholics always
bowed their head at the name of "Jesus"
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There was one
"Act of Contrition" and everyone knew it by heart
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Everyone genuflected
when passing before the Tabernacle.
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There were no "Banners",
just statues of Mary and the Saints
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Only Protestants
ended the Lord's Prayer with the gloss, "For the Kingdom,
the power and the glory are yours, now and forever."
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The priest never
left the sanctuary during Mass to give his homily in the aisle
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We never had "skits"
at Mass
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Priests never made
up the words for the Mass to suit or emphasize an ideology
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During the
Elevation of the Eucharist (when the priest lifts up and
presents the Sacred Body and Precious Blood) Jesus Christ
was offered up to the Father — and not to the congregation---
just as He offered His Body
and Blood to His Father on the Cross. The priest did not
pivot as on a spindle so that everyone could get "a good
look at" the Host and Chalice. Christ's offering was, and
remains, to the Father for us, not to the
Father through us
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"Man" was understood
as also and equally pertaining to women. No one thought otherwise.
When Christ said "Man does not live by bread alone", no one
in the congregation ever thought that women did. When St. Paul
addressed his "brothers" in a reading, women in the congregation
did not think that what he taught was for men only
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"Brothers and sisters",
was not added as a preface to every reading, emphasizing an
already factitious ideological division rooted in secular and
militant feminism.
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Inclusive language,
gender-sensitive language, and neutered language, did not confuse
people and mutilate readings
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Holy Communion
was not delayed to accommodate a rush of women to the Sanctuary
to become "Ministers of Communion" (not, correctly,
"Extraordinary
Ministers", for this would diminish their coveted quasi-priestly
status.)
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The present ratio
of 1 priest to every 6 (Extraordinary) "Eucharistic Ministers" was
0
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The priest never
sat down to allow the (Extraordinary) "Eucharistic
Ministers" to distribute Holy Communion while he benignly
looked on from the comfort of his chair, in the very
benevolent and very mistaken notion that he was free to
share the faculties of his priesthood with whomever he
chose.