Pedophilia:
Homosexuality in a State of Denial
BBC Accuses Vatican of
Calling Balls Round
The
Square Balls
Not Quite a Circular
Argument
The
BBC,
reporting on Wednesday, 14 April 2010 — and against all
convincing evidence that it was reporting from the planet Earth — declared
in shock, dismay, and astonishment that:
“The Vatican's handling of child abuse allegations has been called into
question, following a senior cardinal's suggestion of a link between
homosexuality and paedophilia.” (https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8621197.stm)
Sometimes, well,
... it literally takes balls to tell the truth
This outrageous suggestion followed an equally astonishing allegation,
made by the same Cardinal, and on that very same day, no less, than
there is strong evidence suggesting that balls do not
in fact have four equal sides at four equal angles — as many have now
chosen to believe. In fact, he further ventured, such a description
appears to precisely coincide with the geometric definition
of the quadrilateral polygon at one time called a square.
It had traditionally been believed that balls and circles are different
from squares and rhombuses inasmuch as they define an enclosed shape
equidistant in all radii from a common center.
In addition to the ludicrous allegations that priests who sexually abuse
boys — rather than girls — are homosexuals, several Vatican officials
further alienated themselves from the world of scrupulously defined
fiction by suggesting that the apparent widespread occurrence of four-sided
polygons in America and Europe have, indeed, a very close relationship
with rectangles. These suggestions infuriated the homosexual communities
in America, Europe and elsewhere which responded by flatly denying as
“absurd” any putative connection between homosexuals and older males
who have sexual relations with younger males, calling Wikipedia's
Definition of Homosexuality: as “a romantic or sexual attraction
or behavior among members of the same sex” (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality),
a slap in the face to the Gay Community.
“We are outraged that the Catholic Church should implicate homosexuals
with this rampant state of affairs in which some priests of
the male persuasion seek to have sex with underage people
also of the male persuasion. There is no connection
whatever, as any enlightened individual of any persuasion or species
would immediately tell you”, said Mr. Sheila Youngblood of AMBLA
(American Man/Boy Love Association ), sipping a glass of pink lemonade,
and dribbling a box after a vigorous round of basketball, exasperated
that he had been unable to get the rubber box through the round
hoop despite repeated efforts. “I'm better at golf ”, he wryly admitted,
in an aside, “especially with a handicap of boxes smaller than the
large holes.”
Talk about Balls!
Asked about the equally
outrageous statement that Vatican officials made in suggesting that
the link between homosexuality and pedophilia is somehow akin to the
relationship between roundness and balls, Sheila replied, “It's Galileo
all over again. The Church meddling in things it knows nothing about!
Men who have sex with young males, rather than females,
are not homosexuals! They are just men who have sex with
young males rather than females! What don't they understand?”
he asked incredulously.
Vatican officials have recently come under heavy criticism after publicly
responding to the accusations they made that there is a close connection
between things that appear to be balls and things that are circles.
Gay Community Organizers dismissed this as, Still clinging to antiquated
concepts.” “Look, I mean, these are the people who still talk about
sin and the devil ... I mean, really!”, Queernation Spokespecies, Miss
Ogynyc , retorted dismissively.
Further Woes
The BBC also noted that,
“On Good Friday, Fr Raniero Cantalamessa, preaching in St Peter's Basilica,
sparked tensions with Jews by quoting a letter from a Jewish friend
that suggested a comparison between the attacks against Pope Benedict
with anti-Semitic attacks on Jews.”
In response, Mr. Wanda
Wutzmygenda, Jewish author of “The Gay Guide to Geometry and Other Absurdities”
angrily stated that, “This is no more virulently anti-Catholic than
the Nazis were virulently anti-Semitic. You might as well say that the
shortest distance between two points is a line!”
If it looks like a ball
...
When asked for his reasoning
behind the allegation that priest-pedophiles are homosexuals—
that is to say, men who wish to have sex with other men, seek to have
sex with other men, and in fact have sex with other men — or boys —
the Cardinal's response was decidedly speculative:
“If it looks like a
ball, if it bounces like a ball, and if it rolls like a ball ...
it is probably a ball.” he replied. “And if a man desires to have
sex with other men and boys, makes arrangements to have sex with
other men and boys, and has sex with other men and boys ... he is
probably a homosexual.”
The
Vatican in the meanwhile is preparing a handbook that deals with the
allegations that priest offenders in the abuse scandals which involve
sex between older males and underage males is an issue
about homosexuality and depravity, as well as similar allegations
that balls are in some way related to circles.
We will continue to report
on this queer story as it emerges.
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