  
 
			 
			
			 
			
			
			Carefully Crafted Bad 
			Language
			
			... but from the Vicar of Jesus Christ 
			on Earth?
			
			  
			
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			The “Copro” Hits the Fan
			
			
			  
			
			In all candor,
			we had never so much as heard of the word — and believe that, 
			outside of psychiatrist’s offices — no one else had either. Perhaps 
			we are deficient in our education or wanting in our vocabulary. 
			
			Nevertheless, in an interview with Belgian 
			Catholic weekly Tertio, Francis said of those whom he considers 
			his detractors — because they publish the growing tension between the 
			pontiff and orthodox Catholic media concerning the “Dubia” or 
			five simple questions that can answered in one word: “yes” or “no” relative 
			to his post-synodal exhortation Amoris Laetitia — the following 
			(quoting Reuters News): 
   
			
				
					
						
						“Using precise psychological terms, he said 
						scandal-mongering media risked falling prey to 
						coprophilia, or arousal from excrement, and consumers of 
						these media risked coprophagia, or eating excrement.”
						 
						 
						Francis then added, “And since people have a tendency 
						towards the sickness of coprophagia, a lot of damage can 
						be done.”1 | 
					 
				 
			 
			
			
			From a Pope? 
			
			
			A pope using this language 
			concerning those with whom he disagrees?  
			
			Everyone knows the four-letter word he 
			is using and instantly sees beyond the sanitized psychological nomenclature. 
			We know what he was “really” saying … and thinking … and are ... 
			ashamed of it.  
			
			Any parent who changes an infant’s diapers 
			and says, “Oh, my … there is so much copro in this diaper, but since 
			I am not hungry I will throw it away!” has serious verbal, linguistic, 
			and communication problems with the rest of the world — to say nothing 
			of an apparently widespread psychological disorder.  
			
			Let us, then, render this arcana into 
			terms comprehensible to the rest of the world: 
   
			
				
					
						
						“Using ordinary terms, he said scandal-mongering media 
						risked falling prey to being aroused by sh-t, and 
						consumers of these media risked eating sh-t.”  
						 
						Francis then added, “And since people have a tendency 
						towards the sickness of eating sh-t, a lot of damage can 
						be done.”1 | 
					 
				 
			 
			
			 
			How 
			is that 
			for cutting through the  
			“bull-copro”?
			
			Can you imagine a head of state (which 
			Francis is) using this language to denigrate his perceived detractors? 
			Good grief, even the FCC (Federal Communications Commission) defines
			“indecent speech” as “language or material that, in context, 
			depicts or describes, in terms patently offensive as measured by contemporary 
			community standards for the broadcast medium, sexual or excretory 
			organs or activities.”  3 That is to say, were the interview
			broadcast, the FCC would have banned Francis’s depiction of those 
			in disagreement with him as “indecent”! No, wait! He sanitized them, 
			so it’s okay. Or is it …? 
			
			Catholics, non-Catholics, atheists, and 
			anyone else living on this planet will likely respond in utter incredulity 
			with words we can only hint at: “H- -y Copro! Did the pope himself
			really say that?!” 
			
			Sadly, yes … 
  
			
			To quote Lifesite News:  
			
				
					
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						“So now, if the translation [Reuter’s] is correct, as 
						most of these usually are, if we dare to see and report 
						what are obviously newsworthy developments that do not 
						reflect well on the pope or his close collaborators, we 
						are “scandal-mongering,” “eating excrement” and being 
						sexually aroused by this excrement of reporting 
						uncomfortable truth. How can a pope, the Vicar of 
						Christ, make such vile accusations? Whatever happened 
						to, “Who am I to judge?” 2 | 
					 
				 
				   
			
			
			Perhaps we live in parallel universes, 
			but Francis’s apparent conviction that “people have a tendency 
			towards the sickness of coprophagia” is startling. We had never 
			so much as heard of the word, let alone encountered the tendency 
			within ourselves or anyone else on the planet that we have met. 
			
			There is, however, another affliction 
			much more common, and we fear that the more our present pontiff speaks, 
			the more we are led to the frightening conclusion that Francis
			is non compos mentis
			(not of a 
			sound mind).  
			Like coprophilia and coprophagia — that he appears to see in others 
			as a broad tendency — it is a sickness of the mind. 
			
			This is not said disdainfully or sarcastically. 
			It is said with great pity — and great alarm. 
			
			
			Let us pray for his speedy recovery. 
  
			
			
			
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				 https://www.reuters.com/article/us-pope-media-idUSKBN13W1TU 
				Wed Dec 7, 2016 
				 
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				https://www.lifesitenews.com/blogs/climate-of-fear-in-the-vatican-is-very-real 
				 
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				https://www.newseuminstitute.org/about/faq/how-does-the-fcc-define-indecent-speech/
				 
				 
			 
			
			
			
			
			Further Reading on the Papacy of Francis: 
			
			
			
			  
			
			
				
					
						
						 
						  
						
						  
						
						Totally 
						Faithful to the Sacred Deposit of Faith entrusted 
						to the Holy See in Rome 
						
						
						
						
						“Scio 
						opera tua ... quia modicum habes virtutem, et servasti verbum 
						Meum, nec non negasti Nomen Meum” 
						 
						
						“I 
						know your works ... that you have but little power, and 
						yet you have kept My word, and have not denied My Name.”
						
						
						(Apocalypse 3.8) 
						  
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